Lindsay Lohan is playing the excuse game once again.
Lohan has been telling friends she’s been drinking her favorite kombucha tea again. The starlet that is supposedly getting her act back together is stating that she only tested positive was because she was drinking kombucha.
The Kombucha Tea company says that the alcohol content is less than .05% in each bottle, so why is this news?
Lindsay had to appear in court because of claims that she fell off the wagon. Why is this girl acting like a divorced housewife that isn’t getting laid on the regular, turning to weak flavored drinks with hints of alcohol?
She young, not in her mid-50s!
The judge ruled that Lindsay is ALLOWED to consume alcohol during her house arrest sentence … so the dirty test didn’t matter anyway.
This makes me ask another quesiton, is her probation officer out to get her or on her side? Why did her probation officer raise an eyebrow over a drink containing .05% alcohol?
Apparently, the kombucha tea drinking caused her probation officer to raise a red flag earlier this year because it contains alcohol, but not enough to get drunk, so what’s the big deal?
Lilo is adamant that she did NOT drink wine, beer or liquor during her stint on house arrest, insisting her dirty test was caused by the fermented tea that contains almost no alchohol.
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According to reports, Lindsay Lohan fell off the wagon recently and had to appear in court today. But the girl who claims she’s trying to get her life back on track continues to screw up.
Why is she so stubborn? She always acts like a spoiled, impulsive and delusional misfit.
What the hell, Lindsay Lohan?! We love you so get it together. This is no longer a joke, and if you keep this up, we are going to lose all respect for you.
After her court appearance, Lindsay went to Twitter to thank everyone for the support.
She said via Twitter:
“Thank you to all of my fans for your support. Sending you Love and Light.”
However, it was reported today by TMZ, that Judge Stephanie Sautner said Lindsay restricted Lindsay to one friend at a time at her Venice loft, in addition to family members, for the remainder of her house arrest.
More information was given in the probation reported submitted to Sautner this morning.
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Lindsay Lohan showed her true colors when it comes to supporting a fan. Ok, I mean a man who can’t seem to leave Lindsay alone!
In his own way he cares, right?
Alright, I was bullshitting a little. But on the real, Lindsay has had a run-in with a special someone, who celebrities like to call stalkers. You know, kind of like an ex that just doesn’t get that the relationship that never was is over and never started. Those types, we’ve all had them and, trust me, I’ve had a few too many. What can I say, my milkshake ______. Anyways, Lindsay Lohan got her wish and the judge has ruled in her favor.
What does this mean for David Cocordan and his Lilo love obsession?
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Lindsay Lohan surrendered to the authorities earlier this morning in Lynwood to begin her house arrest sentence.
Looks like Lindsay had planned to lock herself down for the holiday weekend, so she won’t be tempted to party. Hey, I have to give it to her for that. Smart move.
Lilo checked herself in at Lynwood Jail at 5:02am, according to TMZ, who says she was fitted with an electronic tag on her ankle and sent to her Venice, CA home.
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Lindsay Lohan will be teaching acting classes at a homeless shelter as part of her court-ordered community service.
Wow, this girl really knows how to skate by doing hard time!
I thought you had to have a masters degree to teach acting? I wonder if she’s going to teach her class how to drink heavily but show up to set conscious to work and, hopefully, read their lines. Or maybe she’ll teach her students how to constantly get into trouble and get over on the legal system. Oh, wait, they don’t have Lilo’s money – that’s the advanced course, my bad.
Good luck, Lindsay, and good luck to the homeless taking the classes…It should be a real interesting course…
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